Patton Oswalt’s guest appearance on Parks and Rec required an improvised eight minute spiel on the topic of his choosing. Behold his plot for Star Wars Episode VII! With a few surprises.
I’d probably watch it, heh.
Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Filibuster - Parks and Recreation (by Mkilbride2599)
Viewable outside North America!
There seriously aren’t enough people who love Patton Oswalt.
Release the KR-KN!
Created by Iain Heath / Ochre Jelly
“After the death of the Emperor Palpatine and Lord Vader, the Empire made a last ditch attempt to thwart their enemies by rushing to complete their fleet of Venator class super star destroyers. However, by the time these vessels could be deployed, the Rebel Alliance had already developed its own super weapon, designation KR-KN.
The Legend of the KR-KN: A rare species of Space Kraken, known to exist only in the vast Dreighton Nebula, were sought out using the the Jedi’s most powerful clairvoyants, and brought under the Alliance’s control by flying super-computers directly into their brains. Many brave Ewok pilots were unwillingly sacrificed to accomplish this difficult task. Far from being cruel to the Kraken, this arrangement was completely symbiotic, as the creatures had evolved to prey on starships, their diet being composed entirely of metals such as quadanium steel”.
Originally debuted at Emerald City Comicon 2013, and now permanently on display at the head offices of Tableau Software in Seattle.
Spectacular detail never afforded to us before the Blu-ray releases.